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Terms and Conditions

1. Introduction

Welcome to BananasForScale.com, where we celebrate the humble banana as the ultimate unit of measurement. By using this site, you agree to the following terms. If you don’t agree, well, you’re probably not ripe enough for our taste.

2. The Banana Sticker Disclaimer

• Banana Stickers: Our site occasionally features bananas with stickers. These stickers are not endorsed by any official banana measurement authority. They’re like the “Made in China” label on your favorite knockoff handbag—questionable but charming.
• Critical Measurements: Please refrain from using banana stickers for critical measurements. We’re talking about nuclear reactor tolerances, spaceship trajectories, and the precise placement of sprinkles on a cupcake. If you do, we’re not responsible for any fruity disasters that ensue.

3. Liability (Or Lack Thereof)

• Muppet Clause: We hereby declare that we are not liable for any muppetry committed by our users. If you decide to measure your mortgage payments in bananas and your bank forecloses, don’t blame us. Blame Gonzo.
• Banana Slip-and-Fall: If you slip on a banana peel while measuring your kitchen countertop, that’s on you. We recommend investing in non-slip shoes or a more stable fruit.

4. User Agreement

• Banana Emoji: By using our site, you agree to sprinkle banana emojis liberally in your conversations. Failure to do so may result in mild potassium deficiency.
• Banana Republics: We encourage friendly discourse but frown upon banana republics. If you’re plotting a coup, please find another fruit-themed website.

5. Intellectual Property

• Banana Art: All banana-related art, including our exclusive “Banana Mona Lisa,” is copyrighted. Unauthorized reproductions will be met with stern looks and a gentle shaking of the banana tree.
• Banana Poetry: Feel free to compose banana-themed haikus or limericks. We’ll feature the best ones on our homepage, right next to the dancing banana GIF.

6. Returns

We at bananasforscale.com want you to be completely satisfied with your Banana for Scale bumper stickers, but we understand that sometimes things slip through the peel. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase, please follow these guidelines to return your item:

Peel with Care: If your bumper sticker arrives damaged, please let us know within 14 days of receiving your order. We may ask you to provide a photo of the issue so we can split the peel on the problem.

Ripe for Return: Bumper stickers must be returned in their original condition, unpeeled and unused. We can’t accept returns for stickers that have been applied, because once they stick, they stick!

We offer a full refund or replacement for any defective or incorrect items. We want to make sure all our customers are happy with their banana for scale experience.

Split the Peel: To initiate a return, please contact our customer service team. We promise not to go bananas and will work with you to find a ripe solution.

Please note that we do not cover the cost of return shipping unless the item is defective or the wrong size was sent. We appreciate your understanding, and we promise not to slip on our commitment to customer satisfaction.

Remember, life is short—like a banana’s shelf life. Embrace the absurdity, measure with mirth, and may your days be filled with potassium-rich joy.

By continuing to use BananasForScale.com, you acknowledge that you’re a fellow banana enthusiast. 🍌🤪

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Please note that these terms are for entertainment purposes only. If you need serious legal advice, consult a real lawyer (preferably one who appreciates fruit-based humor). 🍌🌟